whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

whats brown and sticky a stick

I have cancer. And you're next.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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