- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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