A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Immigration Laws

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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