he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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