- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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