Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

womens rights

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Chuck Norris.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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