What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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David Cameron

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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