hey guys im gay

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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