A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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