- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

rent a cops

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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