- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??