A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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