How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

I like school Said no one ever.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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