i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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