Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Sarah Palin.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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