- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

dat shoe shine tho

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

An anti-joke

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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