What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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