- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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