A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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