Baby Seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

dat shoe shine tho

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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