- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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