- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

This is an anti-joke.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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