Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Ehh

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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