- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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