- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Flowers are colors Love me

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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