- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Guess what? I like trains.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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