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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

women's rights.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Women can vote? WTF

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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