- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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