How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

a black man pays his child support

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

like this or you will die at some point in your life

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Yo Mama just died.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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