What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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