- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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