They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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