- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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