A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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