Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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