- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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