- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

i'm hard

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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