- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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