- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

salad days!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

outside your comfort zone

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Hi.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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