- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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