Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Dumb

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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