- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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