- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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