An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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