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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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