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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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