Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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