What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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HEY!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Anti Joke

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