- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

My spelling is horrible

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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