the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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