Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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