- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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