- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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