what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Anti Joke

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