- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

hi

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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