- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Dead girls can't say no.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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