why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

You are joking right?

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Women's rights.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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