- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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