- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Jesus Christ

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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