- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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