Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Your mother is so fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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