- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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