- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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