What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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