What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

haha black people :D

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A American seeking into mexico

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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