- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Women's rights.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Women's rights

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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