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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why dont they make black forks

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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