Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

homosexual rights to marriage

why dont they make black forks

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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