- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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