- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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