What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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