whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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have safe sex

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Fox News

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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quantum physics?

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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