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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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