- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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