What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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time to spruce up!

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Chuck Norris.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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