knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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