- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

someone called someone else a frog

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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