In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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