you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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