What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock Come in

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

autistic kids rock

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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