What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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