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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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