Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

womans rights...

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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