What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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