- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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