Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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