- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Lil Wayne

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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