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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Faithful men.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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