What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Women's rights.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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