roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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How you know when dislextic

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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25

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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