- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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