- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A muslim paints Mohammed

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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