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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

The New York Giants

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Whose your daddy? Not me

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Chick Norris... Enough said

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