What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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