- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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