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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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womens rights

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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