Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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