What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Women's rights.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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