When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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