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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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