what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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