- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Praise Paisley

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why do fat people commit suicide

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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