You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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