- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

I am a mime

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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