Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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