Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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NEVER

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Yes

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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