What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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