- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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