A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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race-car = rac-ecar

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