an emo girl walked into a white room

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Dumb

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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I'm hungry.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Anti Joke

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