What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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So a bar walks into a man...

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

women's rights.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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