- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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