- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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