A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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