- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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