Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Anti Joke

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