- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A miserable man committed suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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