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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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