CHAD'S A FAG!!!

sky silverstein

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Jimmy Saville

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...