Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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