- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

the WNBA.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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