- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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