Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Anti Joke

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