- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

someone called someone else a frog

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Suck pussy

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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