- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

God is real.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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