- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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