How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Man U

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

whats green and lives in the water

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

pobody's nerfect

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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