What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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