What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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whats 2+2? 4

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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