- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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