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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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