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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A miserable man committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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