What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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