What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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