what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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