Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Rylan Clark

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Lololol

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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