A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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