How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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