- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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