- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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