- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

woman's rights

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Faithful men.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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