- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I have cancer. And you're next.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

My spelling is horrible

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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