What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

this website is a bad joke

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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