- Anti Joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died