How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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