- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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