- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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