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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

an american walks out of a strip club.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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