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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Knock Knock Who's there

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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