- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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