- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

women's rights.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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