what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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