How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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