Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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