Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Eric is gay Ha

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Adam Chebali is awesome

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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