What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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