- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

antonis sister is mighty fine

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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