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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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