- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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