Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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