- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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