- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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