Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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