What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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