What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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