- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Where's my baby??

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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