- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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