What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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My jeans

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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