Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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YOU

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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the NAACP

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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