- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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