- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Knock, Knock! Go away!

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