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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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