- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Jesus Christ

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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