- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

No antijoke here.

womens rights.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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