- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Jesus Christ

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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