- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's the difference between a duck?

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Albino African Americans

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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