Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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You are joking right?

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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