- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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