- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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