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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's long and black The unemployment line

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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