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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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