Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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