Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Jimmy Saville

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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