Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Adam Chebali is awesome

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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