What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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