- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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