Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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