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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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